Funny Thoughts

Chicken Stick

Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A Poul-try

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Bunker Buster

If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

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Hawaii Crazy Law

  • Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
  • All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
  • Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)

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