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A Precise Location

Attorney: "And where was the location of the accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."
Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"
Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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Screw The World

Q: What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?
A: One wants to screw the world and one already has!

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Thesaurus

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank… I can't find the words to describe how angry I am.

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