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Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

Anonymous

Fast Food Apology

A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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Anonymous

Autocorrect RIP

The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.

Anonymous