Funny Thoughts

Slow Down

Q: Why does it take women so long get dressed?

A: Because they have to slow down for the curves!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Born Blonde

Brunette: I was born by C-section.

Blonde: I was born by the vagina section.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Ordering Fries

I walked into McDonald's and asked for fries. The woman at the counter said, "Would you like fries with that?"
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes
Anonymous