Funny Thoughts

Night Time

If you need a timepiece when it gets dark, come and see me.
I'm the night watch man.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Bill Gates Hard Drive

Q: Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?
A: He's renaming it MICROHARD.

Anonymous

2015 Dodge Ram

Q: Why is Dodge adding heated tailgates to the 2015 RAM truck?
A: So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.

Anonymous