Funny Thoughts

Boomerang Scare

I threw a boomerang 6 years ago and it never came back.
Now I live in constant fear.

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Submitted BY: TheParticleMan

Gag Reflex

My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. 
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

Submitted BY: ulaalaa

Bad Dreams

Last night I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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