Bad Corporate Slogans

These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world. 

• Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?" 
• MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."
• Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"
• Iguana: "The other green meat."
• Nike: "Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"
• Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."
• Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes!"
• Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"
• Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"
• Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"

Happy Bike

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: 'Yamahahaha'

George Bush Slogans

Top George Bush Slogans

• I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
• I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
• I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
• Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
• Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
• I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
• New penal plan: I won't use mine!
• Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
• George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
• Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.