Q: Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
A: They'll never see you coming.
Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz: "We're the Nobody that Midas brags about."
Bad Corporate Slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.
- Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"
- MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."
- Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"
- Iguana: "The other green meat."
- Nike: "Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"
- Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."
- Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes!"
- Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"
- Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"
- Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"