Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Cannibal Pick Up

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes... which would be delicious in a hollandaise sauce.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous

Cannibal Looking Peeky

Q: Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
A: Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes)
Anonymous

Table Manners

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill replied with "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom said "The smaller piece, of course." Bill shot back "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes)
Anonymous