Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog?
A: You'll croak in no time!
Hannibal Lector Food
Q: What does Hannibal Lector say about Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera?
Python and Pygmy
Q: What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
A: ''Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again! ''
Cannibal Passes on Tyson
Q: Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
A: He thought he would give him a paunch!
Cannibal Looking Peeky
Q: Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
A: Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!