Food Jokes

Wang's Kitchen

$9.50 General Tso's chicken from Wang's Kitchen in NYC
$1.00 -  Can soda
Getting home and realizing that Wang forgot to give you one of your containers... riceless !

Anonymous

Avocado

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

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Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

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