Food Jokes

Cheese Truck

Q: Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed?
A: The street was littered with de brie.

Submitted BY: capheaped

Knock Knock Chuck

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!

Anonymous

What's for Dinner?

Q: What is a cannibal's favorite cookbook?
A: 'How to Serve Your Fellow Man'

Anonymous