Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Anatomy Lesson

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes
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Mother's Day 2017

Today isn't just Mother's day
It's son-day as well

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Dad Joke - Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "Now."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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