After I Die
A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister."
There's an incest competition in my town this weekend.
I'm going to enter my sister.
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
Your sister's so anorexic she has to wear suspenders with her skinny jeans.
Yo Sister and Yo Mama
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.