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Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes
Mother Knows Best
My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman.
Useless surgeon.
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First Hand Testing
During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
When to Wean
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.
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