Jokes about Families - Grandfather Jokes

Lost Far From Home

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home. "Oy Morris," said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?" Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk home."

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Anonymous

Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes)
Anonymous

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips