Jokes about Families - Father-in-Law Jokes

Redneck Marriage Vows

You know you're a redneck when you think marriage vows are what your father-in-law promised to do to you if you didn't marry his daughter.

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Questions

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."

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In-Laws and Outlaws

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

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