Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

Pushing It

Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown?
A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!

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How Much

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenly he notices a fine looking hooker looking at him. He stops, bangs on the window and says, "So, what does this cost?!" The hooker replies "25 dollars!" The Pollock says, "Hmm, that's a pretty good price for insulated windows!"

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Polish Hockey Team

Q: Heard about the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.

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