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The Polack

Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?

A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

A Polack Mugging

A Polack was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.  His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?",  asked one of the muggers incredulously.  "Is that all you wanted?", moaned the Pole. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"

Polish National Library

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

Polish Fire Prevention Bear

Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?

A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

Brain Operation

This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed. So he goes to his doctor and says, "I've just got to marry this woman, I love her so much." So the doctor says, "Well, it's risky, but okay." So into the operating room they go for the brain removal procedure. Later, when the German guy wakes up, the doctor comes in and says, "We are VERY sorry, but we accidentally removed 75% of your brain instead of 50%." The guy looks up and says, "Mama Mia!"