Ethnic / Country Jokes

An Amish Offense

Q: What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop?
A: An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Give Us New Missiles

The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dog fights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters. In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes. Sometime later, the Syrian Defense Minister was shopping for weapons in Moscow. His host, the Soviet Defense Minister, was embarrassed about the scorecard from Lebanon. He told his Syrian guest, "Take anything you want - our best tanks, rifles, or surface-to-air missiles." "No, no - you don't understand!" the Syrian replied. "Last time you gave us surface-to-air missiles. This time we need surface-to-jet missiles!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Technology Jokes , Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians) , Military Jokes (Air Force Jokes)
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Anonymous

Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Anonymous