Ethnic / Country Jokes - Native American Jokes
Brave With Chief's Daughter
There was a brave with no sexual experience. He went to the chief and asked to meet one of his daughters. The chief said, ''No, you first must go into the forrest and practice on the trees.'' The little brave did as he was told. After several days, the brave returned and asked again, ''Chief, can I meet with one of your daughters?'' ''Why sure you can, young brave,'' said the chief.
So, after a little foreplay with the chief's daughter, the little brave undressed her. Before going any further, he turned around, grabbed a stick, and started pushing it in and out of her. ''What do you think you're doing?'' she screamed. ''Checking for bees,'' he replied.
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked a Brave, who had only one feather in his headdress, "Why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses?"
His reply was, "Me have only one squaw, me have only one feather." She asked another Brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This Brave had four feathers in his headdress.
He replied, "Ugh; me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws." Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters.
She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief. Me fuck-em all. Big, small, fat, tall. Me fuck-em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief replied, "You damned right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so goddamned hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog- style, wolf-style, any-style, me fuck-em all!"
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear." The Chief said, "No deer. Me no fuck deer. Asshole too high and fuckers run too fast. No fuck deer!"
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. "How did you come to give your children such odd names"? His father said: "When your brother was born, I looked out the tepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out the tepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her spotted fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?
A long time ago, an Indian chief fell into an outhouse. 50 years later a man went into the outhouse and saw the chief. "How long have you been in there?" the man asked. "Many moons my son, many moons!"
Cowboy and Indian Find
There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through the desert, when the Indian stopped suddenly and put his ear to the ground. The cowboy stopped and asked, "What is it?" The Indian replied, "Buffalo come." "Wow," said the cowboy, "how did you know?" The Indian replied, "Sticky ear."