Defense Arts

A Japanese, Korean and Mexican man were discussing their favorite type of martial arts. Japanese man: I practice karate, the defense art. Korean man: I practice Taekwondo, the art of defense and attack. Mexican man: I practice Judono. The other two ask: We have heard of Judo but not Judono, what is it?
Mexican: Well, judono if I got a gun, judono if I got a knife...

No Trespassing

Q: Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign?
A: It was just the two of them.

Mexican Weather Forecast

Q: Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.