Q: What do they call divorce in India?
A: Re-arranged marriage
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Trick Or Treat
Q: Why can't Indian kids trick or treat?
A: Because they don't have anyone to curry their candy bags.