Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Last Election

At a U.N. meeting Nikki Haley turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "Before bleakfast."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Space Exploration

China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Astronomy Jokes)
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I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Mississippi Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (North Carolina Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Kentucky Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes)
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