Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes
Q: What is a racists favorite Disney film?
A: 101 Damn'Asians.
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend
But it was just my imaginasian.
I Love You in 9 Languages
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits
Q: What do you call a mentally challenged Chinaman?
A: Sometin Wong.
Asian Cars and Women
I'm a man that likes my women like I like my cars... Asian.