The Canadians

There were three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer and a Vancouver guy. They came across a lantern and a genie popped out. "I will give you each one wish; that's three wishes in total!" The Newfie said, "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish". Poof! The oceans were full of fish. The Quebecer was amazed! He said, "I want a wall around Quebec, so nothing will get in!" Poof! There was a wall around Quebec. The Vancouver guy said, "Tell me more about this wall." The genie said, "Well it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." So, the Vancouver guy said, "Fill it up with water!"

China Earthquake

Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about.
It was just the start of China's two-child policy.

T-Rex with a Hat

Q: What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on?
A: A tyranosaurus-mex.