Ethnic / Country Jokes

Irish Abortion Clinics

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

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Frenchman on Trial

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked the judge. "Guilty or not guilty." "Not guilty," replied the man. "On what grounds?" queried the judge. "I didn't think she was dead... I thought she was an American."

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Mexican Elite

Q: What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?
A: The Juan percent.

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