Iraq Walmart

Q: Why aren't there any Walmart stores in Iraq?
A: Because there's a target on every corner.

Indian Chief Signals

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere in Nevada. Suddenly his car breaks down.  He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card . So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much ?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom- like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals: "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why so angry?"

Five Day Forecast

Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days