Gay Jamaican Man

Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?
A: Pokemon.

Asian Woman Driving

Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”

Spelling Canada

Q: How do you spell Canada?
A: *C-EH N-EH D-EH