Ethnic / Country Jokes

The Conventioneer from Saskatchewan

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman. "Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?".  "Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian."  "Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

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Anonymous

Cuban Olympic Swimmers

Q: Why are there no Cuban swimmers in the Olympics?
A: Cause all the Cubans who can swim are here already!

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Anonymous

Job Security

A lot of people stuck their neck out to make sure my grandad kept his job as executioner during the French Revolution.

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