Mummy Reservation

A mummy calls a restaurant. Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Hotepsekhemwy. Could you spell it out, please?
Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

Wearing Polish Underwear

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

Mexican Weather Forecast

Q: Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.