Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

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New Baby

Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.

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Did You Hear About The Redneck

Did you hear about the redneck who... spent four days in Sears looking for a miscarriage.

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