Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Blonde is Pregnant

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Pillsbury Doughgirl Pregnant

Q: Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant?
A: The doughboy forgot his weenie wrap.

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Pregnant While Nursing

Q: Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
A: Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

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