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Pregnant Smiles
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.
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Sperm Finding the Egg
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.
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Gone into Labor
Frantically a man calls 911.
"Help! My wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" replied the operator.
"Of course not, you idiot," yelled the man "this is her husband!"
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