Childbirth Class

The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes," replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Baby Teeth

Q:  What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A:  It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Yo Mama - Failed Test

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test.