Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Fart Jokes

Man and Refrigerator Difference

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo' Mama's breath is so stanky, it's like her tongue farted.

Anonymous

Constitution

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."

Submitted BY: haXterix