Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Fart Jokes

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo' Mama's breath is so stanky, it's like her tongue farted.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Gross) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
Anonymous

Constitution

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
Submitted BY: haXterix

Farts and Enrique Iglesias

Q: What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
A: a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
d. They both stink.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous