Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Cancer Jokes

Horrible Christmas Gift

Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

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Brothers Christmas

Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"

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