Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Pregnant Centerfold

Q:  What's the difference between a woman who is nine-months pregnant and a Playboy centerfold?
A:  Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

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Anonymous

A Real Loser

Q: What's the definition of a real loser?
A: A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.

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Anonymous

Stone Rx

My husband said his doctor told him that I could suck out his kidney stone. After three days of trying, I think he lied to me.

Submitted BY: MEG