Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Mix Beans and Onions

Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.

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Can't Hear

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

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New Baby

Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.

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