Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Man and Refrigerator Difference

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles
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On their first date, Sam asks Rosie what she’d like to do. Rosie replies, “Get weighed!” Sam finds this a curious request but takes her to the automatic scales outside the pharmacy. Then he suggests they go to the movies. After seeing the film Sam again asks Rosie what she wants to do. “Get weighed!” says Rosie. Again Sam takes her to the pharmacy to get weighed then suggests they have a meal. After dinner he asks what she’d like to do now. “Get weighed!” says Rosie. Sam is exasperated by these odd requests and after taking her to the pharmacy for another weighing drops her home. Rosie’s mother greets her at the door. “How was your date, darling?” asks her mother. “Wousy!” replies Rosie.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Covid Joke

I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back
Nobody laughed at first, but eventually, everyone got it.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
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