Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

No More Lock-Downs

Instead of going into another lock-down, just train all the Amazon delivery drivers to give the vaccine. The entire population will be immunized by Saturday, Wednesday if you have Prime.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Artificial Insemination

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Off Work

My boss said, "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays."
I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
Anonymous