Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

First Symptom

Q: What is the first symptom of AIDs?
A: A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

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Anonymous

Pregnant Typewriter

Q: Did you know that my typewriter is pregnant?
A: No, it is? Yup, it skipped a period.

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Anonymous

Secret Santa

My family has an annual Secret Santa tradition where my relatives try to guess which of my kids gave everybody a respiratory virus.

Submitted BY: MEG