Glasses

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

Med Student

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.” The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”

Cruel Word

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?