Disability Jokes

One Legged

Q: What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg?
A: Eileen!

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Anonymous

Dyslexic Pimp

Q: Heard about the dyslexic pimp?
A: He bought a warehouse!

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Anonymous

Jail Stutter

I just learned that a friend of mine who had a stutter died in jail.
He didn't even complete his sentence.

Anonymous