Disability Jokes

Hold Back

People always told me my dyslexia would hold me back and I'd never be any good at poetry.
But they couldn't be more wrong. So far I've made two jugs and a vase.

Anonymous

MJ Fox in the Hospital

Q: What did the doctor say about Michael J Fox in the hospital?
A: He'll be okay, he's just shaking it off.

Anonymous

Best Employer

Q: Where do one legged people work?
A: IHOP

Anonymous