Disability Jokes - Deaf Jokes

Doctor Visit

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. The Doctor says, "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" The biker replies, "Yes, Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!"

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Helen Keller's Speech Impediment

Q: What was Helen Keller's speech impediment?
A: Calluses.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Helen Keller Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Same Aid

One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-hearing... and to share the same hearing aid.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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