Disability Jokes - Deaf Jokes

Domestic Violence for the Deaf

I was recently charged with domestic violence and I won. It wasn't my fault - she never listened, always ignored me when I talked, and whenever I would flip her off, she would flip me off. That's the last time I date a deaf girl...

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Tannen

Yard Work Sign Language

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'  She replies by nodding her arms like she can't hear.  So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.  She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slapping her ass, then rubbing her crotch. He runs upstairs and says, 'What?!'  She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'

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Helen Keller's Speech Impediment

Q: What was Helen Keller's speech impediment?
A: Calluses.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Helen Keller Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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