Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Don't Jump

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a Rail-Road trestle, about to jump off. An old homeless bloke who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed, "NO!  Get away, you dirty old man!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
Submitted BY: RichK

Prozac Suicide

A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself. He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there. After the first few he felt a lot better.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
Anonymous

Polack Catches Wife In Affair

This Polack came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
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