Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Clinton and Comey

Q: Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton?
A: Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails.

Anonymous

Happy Dance

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

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Submitted BY: cabezon

Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

Anonymous