Party at Michael Jackson's
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.
How Old Am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father."
Michael Jackson & Boyz-2-Men
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A: He wiped.