Jewish Pedophile

Q: How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children?
A: "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"

Profiling

Two priests are out driving and they get pulled over by a cop. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters." The two priests look at each other for a few moments and then have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says, "Alright officer, we’ll do it"

Re-Education

Q: Why is it a bad idea to re-educate pedophiles?
A: Because we would have to send them back to school.