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Pedophile Gift

Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?

A: Another parish

Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!

Pedophile at Heavens Gates

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" "Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

Michael Jackson & Boyz-2-Men

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Moon Walk

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.