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Party at Michael Jackson's

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?

A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.

How Old Am I?

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father."

Michael Jackson & Boyz-2-Men

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Moon Walk

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.

Jeffrey Dahmer

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?

A: He wiped.