Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Acne and Catholic Priests

Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12!

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Submitted BY: Rhyknow

I'm Sick

A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick." The voice at the other end asks "How sick are you ?" The guy says "Well I`m in bed with my 12 year old son !!"

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Daddy, When Will I Get One?

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"

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