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Jailed Jared

Q: How big is Jared Fogle's sex drive?

A: About 5.6TB

Jewish Pedophile

Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?

A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

How Old Am I?

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father."

Pedophile

Q: What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?

A: Having to go to bed so early!

Pedophile Gift

Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?

A: Another parish