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Jailed Jared

Q: How big is Jared Fogle's sex drive?

A: About 5.6TB

Exorcist Sequel

Q: Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist?

A: In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.

Jewish Pedophile

Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?

A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

Pedophile

Q: What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?

A: Having to go to bed so early!

Pedophile Gift

Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?

A: Another parish